Monro Massage Patong review: Central late night massage spot where inconsistent service and cleanliness make visits either bliss or letdown
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Monro Massage Patong — mixed reviews, clear red flags and a few repeat fans
Overall rating sits at 4.2/5 from 11 reviews, but guest reports are split sharply between enthusiastic repeat visits and serious complaints about service and hygiene. Below I break down what actual visitors said, what that means for you, and practical steps to avoid surprises.
Where it is and when it’s open
- Located on a main road in Patong with nearby spots including Bite of China Restaurant, Funny Bee burger and IL Mare Patong Place.
- Operating hours are every day from 3:00 PM to 3:00 AM, so this is primarily an evening and late-night operation.
What satisfied guests actually report
- One reviewer says they visit every day, indicating a small but loyal group who consistently enjoy the place.
- A short positive report simply states the visit was good, suggesting some patrons find the basic service meets expectations.
What multiple guests complained about
- Staff interaction: some patrons found certain attendants impolite and reported being grabbed or approached aggressively on the premises, implying inconsistent front-of-house behavior.
- Hygiene and transaction problems: at least one reviewer described the facility as lacking cleanliness and professional dealing, and warned strongly against it.
- Upselling or extra charges: a guest warned that staff try to extract extra fees under the label of insurance or similar add-ons.
- Selection and pricing: one visitor noted a choice limited to roughly six or seven attendants and cited a rate of 2500 per hour, which led them to leave without proceeding.
How to interpret these contradictions
The coexistence of daily-repeat customers and very negative reports suggests a sharp variability in guest experience rather than a uniformly poor or excellent operation. Positive visits point to competent services when expectations align, while negative reports focus on cleanliness, pricing transparency, and staff conduct. That combination means your outcome will depend heavily on timing, which staff are working, and how clearly you confirm terms before committing.
Actionable tips based on guest reports
- Confirm price and what it includes before you sit down — one guest referenced 2500 per hour and another reported attempts to add insurance charges.
- Inspect hygiene immediately: check the treatment area and linens before the session, because at least one review explicitly called out poor cleanliness.
- Assess staff demeanor early: if attendants are pushy or rude while choosing, consider leaving — multiple guests pointed to impolite behavior and aggressive approaches.
- Expect limited selection: a previous visitor observed about six to seven attendants available. If you have strict preferences, verify options first or be prepared to walk away.
- Plan for evening hours: the shop runs from mid-afternoon into the early morning, so arrive within that window and be prepared for late-night crowds or quieter off-peak times depending on the day.
Who this place may suit — and who should avoid it
- May suit: visitors looking for a late-night option and those who don’t need pristine spa standards or a wide roster of therapists, especially if you’re willing to inspect conditions and confirm terms first.
- Avoid if: you require high levels of hygiene, professional transactional transparency, or if staff politeness is a priority.
Short verdict
Monro Massage Patong draws both daily fans and strongly negative critics. Use the site’s long evening hours and main-road location to your advantage, but protect yourself by checking cleanliness, confirming the price and any add-ons up front, and walking away if staff behavior feels pushy. The difference between a repeat-worthy visit and a bad experience appears to hinge on those pre-session checks rather than advertised offerings.
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