Fatty’s Restaurant seduces with European classics and warm family service then rips you off with tiny portions and sluggish outdoor dining
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FATTY’S Restaurant — a brilliant mess with a 4.6-star glow
FATTY’S Restaurant scores 4.6 out of 5 from 541 reviews and sits in the inexpensive bracket — that combination promises value, and also sets the stage for the push-and-pull you’ll feel as soon as you walk in. Expect charm, inconsistency and moments that will both make you beam and want to scream at the kitchen.
Portions and price: stingy or generous?
One recent customer reported paying 350 THB for 50 grams of beef and called the portions tiny and the food mediocre. In direct opposition, two long-term locals praise generous servings and excellent portion sizes. That contradiction is not a typo; it means the plate size here swings wildly by dish, by night and probably by who’s plating at that moment. Actionable tip: if you’re ordering steak or meat-heavy mains, ask the server for the exact portion weight before committing. If you want bang for your buck, aim for the dishes explicitly praised for generous portions by locals rather than assuming consistency across the menu.
Menu personality: European roots, vegetarian options, and variety
A guest who returned after 12 years noted the menu is mostly European and prepared true to how it’s served back home — classic dishes, not fussed-up reinterpretations. Another diner highlighted a wide menu that’s well worth exploring. The kitchen also serves vegetarian options, so this place is not just meat-and-potatoes. Plan to explore the European staples if you want the house to shine, and pick vegetarian dishes if you need a reliable alternative.
Service: family warmth and the occasional ice-cold lag
Several reviews celebrate friendly, family-run service and staff who lift the experience; one specifically calls the staff better than the food. Contrasting that, a patron reported slow service during an empty shift. Read it as human-run warmth with the occasional operational lapse. Actionable tip: if you want the warm local vibe, ask for recommendations and chat with the team; if you’re on a tight schedule, avoid quiet off-peak windows where the pace can inexplicably crawl.
Atmosphere, seating and the weather test
Outdoor seating dominates and can be pleasant — until it isn’t. One reviewer said outdoor seating had no air conditioning and felt stuffy and humid, a real discomfort for longer meals. The place is pet-friendly, so if you bring an animal, expect a casual, open-air setting that welcomes them. Also note that a longtime fan mentioned a beloved regular named Schnuppy has passed, which hints at the restaurant’s strong local ties. If humidity bothers you, aim for early evening on cooler days or plan a shorter meal.
Location and parking: hidden gem or hide-and-seek?
Locals mention FATTY’S can be hard to spot from the road — bring patience for the approach. The dataset lists free parking lot and free street parking, yet one diner observed a small parking space on site. That mismatch suggests parking availability is limited at peak times despite free options nearby. Actionable tip: arrive earlier in the evening or park on the street and walk if visibility and on-site space look tight.
Accessibility, payments and practical rules
- Operating hours: Monday, Wednesday through Saturday 3:00–22:00; Sunday 12:00–22:00; closed Tuesday. Plan around the mid-afternoon opening on weekdays.
- Payment: accepts credit cards and NFC payments; it is not cash-only, so you can leave the bills at home.
- Accessibility: wheelchair-accessible parking and seating are available, making the place surprisingly inclusive for an inexpensive, family-run operation.
- Surroundings: near Phuket Art Home and the Organic Phuket market, which you can combine into a local outing.
Final verdict — when to go, what to expect
This restaurant is beautiful chaos. It’s adored by locals, clings to a European identity, and flips between being generous and miserly on portion sizes. Go for the friendly, family-run energy and the European dishes that locals praise; go early if you hate humidity and late enough if you want the place to feel busy and humming. If you’re picky about steak weight or portion for price, ask first or split plates to reduce risk.
In short: FATTY’S will delight you like a trusted old friend and annoy you like a sloppy apprentice in the same night. If you accept that swing, you’ll leave full, occasionally frustrated, and oddly fond — and that, mate, is part of its charm.
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